Ali B. Denkt Met U Mee!

"Jes, helloo! Zisis mistur Olmurt? Its Ali Bee speaking! Ali Bee, you know well, the cuddlemocro from ze Holland!"

Hello?

"Listen, I'm going to say you know you, my recordcompany's marketingdepartment sought it was e good idea to come over to your place and spraypaint the wall, you know well"

You'll come to do what?

"Yes, I will come to do what, I'll will come and spraypaint your wall, so we can feed hungry Palestine children you know well."

You will paint my wall in order to.. Hold on, who is this?!? From what department??

"The marketingdepartment! Know you, my new record is coming out so I have a little to be in the picture you know well, help out a little here and there... But listen, I saw that wall of yours you know well, and well, it wasn't built very good you know well. Like somebody did it without his true self in it you know well, I always tell the people I entertain that they themselves have to be, whatever they do. If you deliver the newspaper, do it from out your heart, if you build a wall.."

Hold on! Are you telling me there's something wrong with my wall, besides the color? Who told you?!? Are you a contractor?"

"Yes! I have a recordcontract! And for the newe cd you know well I'm gonna spraypaint your wall, art from the heart to feed the children, but I must you saying man you know well, that's one poorly built wall!.. It only gives sorrow, hunger, strife you know well. I'll come and do justice to it with young people from Holland who have won a designercontest"

Ok ok, just lemme see if I get this: Some designerkids from Holland will come over with spraycans and redecorate my wall, although it's in an awful shape and fucks everybody up, including Palestine children.

"Yes yes, you're almost understanding me you know well, but what I'm saying you know well, that wall is so depressing yo know, maybe you should really tear it down yo know well, so the kids can go through the wall and feel free you know what I'm sayin'?..."

Listen, and listen carefully. No kid is going through my wall. Nobody is going to decorate it, no matter were they come from and how fuckin' artistic they think they are. And if there's anything wrong with the construction of my wall..."

"Nononoooo! Please, I'm telling you not that you've done a bad job, I'm just telling you that wall brings sadness, like it's not build by the heart you know what I'm sayin'?"

Listen you moron, you fuckin' airhead, I like my wall, I decorated it myself, I even banged my wife against it, it brought both of us much joy and pleasure and if it can hold my wife it can hold the goddamn roof! So make your fuckin' point or piss off!!!

"Hold on, hold on! You and your wife do love the wall?!? That's good! That's so good! But now you have to take it down and give that same love to the children outside your wall you know well! Listen man, I'll come over and spraypaint everything with artists from Holland and then you can tear the wall down, love your wife and the Palestine children while we're filming everything. The whole world will respect you man, you know what I'm saying! And it won't cost you anything, the Dutch gouvernment is paying all the marketing you know well."

...... Damn, if that's your salespitch take one advise: Don't talk in front of people. Ever. You're totally meshugge. Really, the only thing you should be doin' with your head is givin' it to your father, cos your brains clearly aren't fucked up enough yet, they still think they can do more than shit and breathe. I'm gonna spraypaint my toilet now, I'll do it so fuckin' artistic my ass will cry in the process so those kids of yours can come over AND EAT BETWEEN MY FEET!!!!! _{Oh Hannah, this complete idiot I have here thinks he....} <click>

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