What says you?

Elspeth (Silmarwen)
Dutchmen are always of opinion that they very good English speak. Though must I confess that I as half Scotsmen that it English earlier learned was then it Dutch, sometimes with chickenskin listen to the horrible language use of Dutchmen that English speak.

Sentences and expressions be used literaly translated witch you only can guess to the meaning of the sentence. On the TTK-forum stands a briljant topic about this. There can you as wrong English speak as you want, but je must the sentences literaly translate from out it Netherlands tot it English.

You can off course to normal de Babelfish translater use. Understand you it a little bit?