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Mischien niet iets waar je tijdens deze dagen aan wilt denken, maar ooit komt de dag dat ook jij dood gaat. Mocht je willen weten hoe je dood gaat dan kan deze site je er alles over vertellen.

Ik word tijdens een vakantie in Spanje lekgeprikt door een stier...

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30 reacties

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 17:08 uur #1

Rossdale

#MaximumAttack

Ik word tijdens een bezoekje aan de gamma aangevallen door een onbekende man met een hakbijl die mijn lichaamsdelen er af hakt.

Please sir. When moon? When Mustang?

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 17:14 uur #1

Knoerdy

ik ga dood in de file

"Forget about it"

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 17:19 uur #1

AliJas

Dat verwacht je niet

"After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification."

Langzaam en pijnlijk dus :'(

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 17:37 uur #1

Taell

w00chei!

''While standing in line at a fast food joint, you take too much time deliberating on your order. A very hungry, very crazy man approaches you from behind and takes a large bite out of your neck. You quickly bleed to death.''

Lame foto

Wiiiii! (0738 8269 9873 0393 ^^)
Lestèfem!

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 17:57 uur #1

Tigertje

patruus...

While watching whales in a observation area of the aquarium, a suicidal maniac shoots the glass wall of the tank with a shotgun. Four million gallons of water quickly rush out of the tank and into the hallway, drowning you (and everyone else around).

Nou lekker dan...

Voer de vrede...
Fok needs you! Cybernations!
Boxxy ain't trollin'

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 19:20 uur #1

pin0tje

Un giorno lui si si capira...

A homeless man hits you with a fast-moving shopping cart, breaking your neck.

Joehoe..?

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 20:12 uur #1

Fuzzysham

An ill-tempered waiter, dissatisfied with your gratuity, beats you to death with a pepper mill.

Dit was mij al eerder verteld, deze site voegt niks toe aan de toekomst..

Ik ben een superster want ik drink jupiler!

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 20:31 uur #1

MMaverick

Roar!

"While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted."

Beetje dom... foto

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 20:32 uur #1

MMaverick

Roar!

Maverick:
"Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by driving into oncoming traffic on the highway."

MMaverick:
"While walking up an escalator, your shoelace gets caught in the moving stairs, and you are dragged all the way to the top. You die from internal injuries."

Die laatste is wel gruwelijk foto

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 20:47 uur #1

ArmySpecial

"While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections."

Klinkt pijnlijk

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 21:10 uur #1

KaMo

Boem, zei de bas

While you're having lunch at an outdoor cafe, a suicide bomber blows himself up next to you.

Jippie

https://www.facebook.com/HunterStreetOfficial - HunterStreet

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 22:38 uur #1

Champloo

GODMILJAAR!!

After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 22:39 uur #1

Jelleee

Nee :D

You defeat an egomaniacal opponent at chess. In his rage, he stabs you though the eye with his bishop.

>_> Whehe!

Nee.

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 22:49 uur #1

Mawtini

je Zweet toch!

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

had erger gekund :\

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones. - Albert Einstein

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 23:34 uur #1

Dylanesque

Suffering with general depression, you slit your wrists while sitting in a warm bath. You die from rapid blood loss.

fuck!

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 23:35 uur #1

cptmarco

it's captain...

While on a boat, you slip and fall overboard. As you struggle to climb back in, your hands are chopped off by the motor's blades. You sink beneath the water as you bleed profusely.

leuk foto

♥ Men spend their whole lives waiting and praying for their big reward, but it seems sometimes the payoff leaves you feeling like a dirty whore…

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 23:39 uur #1

Knoekie

You are blown to smithereens when your fun loving co-worker fills a whoopee cushion with nitroglycerin.

lol

dinsdag 25 december 2007, 23:43 uur #1

baNEEL

'While eating dinner at home alone, you begin to choke. Unable to breathe and unable to call for help, you quickly pass out and die.'

Die's wel pittig, ik hoop dat het gebeurd wanneer ik in m'n eentje in een kamer in een bejaardentehuis zit te eten foto

woensdag 26 december 2007, 00:07 uur #1

elkravo

You are mauled to death by a rabid pitbull.

simpel...

woensdag 26 december 2007, 00:55 uur #1

SoupNazi

No soup for you!

Pat Robertson smites you with his bible after he hears you say the word "damn". You die of a concussion.

A.F.C. Ajax

woensdag 26 december 2007, 00:55 uur #1

SoupNazi

No soup for you!

You are abducted by aliens for research purposes. After months of humiliating and invasive tests, you are returned to your point of abduction from a height of 3,000 feet.

A.F.C. Ajax

woensdag 26 december 2007, 01:09 uur #1

Lycanthropy

While in a batting cage, you're struck in the chest by a baseball. You enter cardiac arrest and die within minutes.

woensdag 26 december 2007, 01:41 uur #1

Ryoga

Mada mada dane

You are bitten while tormenting a sickly-looking squirrel. You die from rabies days later.

I was here
here I was
was I here?
Yes, I was

woensdag 26 december 2007, 02:31 uur #1

Viro

foto

woensdag 26 december 2007, 02:34 uur #1

Viro

As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you're beaten and tortured for days. While you're still alive, your body is put into a meat grinder and ground up.

woensdag 26 december 2007, 11:39 uur #1

Blue_ei

Al 20 jaar 30 hoera

While you're walking down a busy street, a suicidal maniac jumps from an apartment window thirty stories above you. Unfortunately for both of you, the maniac lands directly on you. You're crushed to death, and the suicidal maniac walks away unscathed.

Denken leidt tot niets.
Gij zult niet stelen. De overheid duldt geen concurrentie...

woensdag 26 december 2007, 14:27 uur #1

vogelkooi

De Patricius

You develop an extreme case of intestinal worms after eating at a "new" sushi restaurant. Your body is unable to fight off the infection, and you die from abdominal rupture.

owkeee...... dat is best gruwelijk

Fear is the grease of society.

vrijdag 28 december 2007, 23:44 uur #1

Cloonaid

Quake Addict

You are beaten to death by a group of thugs in a dark alley.

Violence the supreme authority which all authorities are after, peace and love are forsaken....and forgotten

zaterdag 29 december 2007, 03:08 uur #1

Dreetje74

Persephone

While driving, you attempt to beat a freight train and drive around the gates. Thanks to a miscalculation on your part, the train collides with your car and crushes your body. Your car (and your lifeless body) continue to be pushed for several hundred feet until the train comes to a stop.

En bedankt

Wat doen weekdieren in het weekend?

maandag 28 januari 2008, 15:34 uur #1

Elwar

You witness an armed robbery and are questioned by police. Frustrated with your vague and ever-changing description of the suspect, the police sketch artist stabs you in the neck with a pencil. ...nice...

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