Hoe Soulja Boy te ownen

Er zou gestreden worden in Gears of War 2 en Halo 3. Maar Totilo was meer van de singleplayer (ondanks dat hij de MTV-blog genaamd Multiplayer runt) en dus vroeg hij advies aan Epic en Bungie om Soulja Boy te verslaan. Cliff Bezinsky reageerde voor Epic met goed advies:

• Use your smoke grenades to incapacitate him and then rush in with a chainsaw finish.
• The one two punch of melee plus shotgun is always a good thing.
• When in doubt, bring up “Braid” and how trippy it was. He’s likely to start spouting and become distracted.

Maar bij het advies van Bungiewordt het verhaal pas echt mooi:

In a one-on -one scenario with Soulja Boy, you’re dealing with a guy who barely pushes a 1.0 kp/d (kills per death) at level 14. Contrary to his self-professed cranking, Soulja Boy ain’t no Robocop.

His primary tools of destruction are melee and AR (like a lot of Halo 3 players). Most of his gameplay is going to center on getting close to you and thwacking you with a melee.

Douse his fire in water. Super soak dat oh! Play a ranged game. Learn where the scoped weapons are and find the right place to set up a perch. Remember to crouch-walk if you want to stay off of his radar. When possible, pair your Battle Rifle with a close-quarters weapon. Grenades don’t always have to be offensive, you can throw grenades in places you’ve been or places you don’t want him to get to. Soulja Boy is probably going to chase you a lot. You should go all Ice Tea on that azz.

Bungies statistieken laten zien dat de rapper helemaal niet zo'n grote gamer is als hij beweert, met een kill/death ratio van net iets minder dan één. Bungie is watching you! Het zal vast een epische strijd worden.