Your Video Games Suck

Arjen (Mr_Belvedere)
Dat er diverse websites zijn over games zal niemand zijn ontgaan, maar nu is er ook een website die het over een totaal andere boeg gooit. Zij reviewen games, maar belichten alleen de negatieve kanten van een game.

Website Your Video Games Suck maakt gebruik van Wikipedia technologie en heeft op moment van schrijven twaalf games gereviewed.

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Animal Crossing is one of the most fucked up games I have ever played. It's like they took Hello Kitty, and forced it to mate with The Sims, and then punched Hello Kitty in the stomach repeatedly while she was pregnant with Animal Crossing. That's how Animal Crossing was born.

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Midnight Club II is a horrible game. Not even necessarily just because of it’s game play, which is ridiculously difficult and so unrealistic it gets dismally hysterical at times, or it’s storyline, which seems as if a vapid blond woman wrote it between eating bubblegum and getting a perm, but because it, and the rest of the Midnight Club series, are what caused clusterfuck of making shitty games about street racing around the market today, such as Illegal Street Racing, Street Racing Syndicate, the later incarnations of the Burnout series, and the shittiest of them all: Need For Speed Underground 1 or 2.

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Zombies. Where are all the zombies? Throughout this entire game, you walk around killing Spanish people, a bigger version of Sherk, and monks. What the fuck, Capcom!? What did the monks ever do to you? Don't get me wrong, I like shooting monks and spanish people, but I play Resident Evil to shoot zombies and other creatures that look like something that was left in a toilet at prom night.