De beste grap van het jaar is....

Een bijzonder teleurstellende grap. 

Elk jaar kiezen ze in Edinburgh op het grootste kunstfestival ter wereld de 'beste grap van het jaar'. Dit jaar ging de prijs naar ene Darren Walsh. De grap? "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans-free". Wat zoveel betekent als: "Ik heb net alle Duitse namen van m'n telefoon verwijderd. Nu bel ik Hans-free". Lachen gieren brullen. 

Hieronder vind je de rest van de top tien. Hier moesten we van FOK! wel af en toe glimlachen. De meeste woordgrappen zijn niet te vertalen, dus ze staan er in het Engels. Nummer vier is mijn favoriet. 

1: Darren Walsh: "I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It's Hans-free".

2: Stewart Francis: "Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse... but enough about Kanye West".
 
3: Adam Hess: "Surely every car is a people carrier?"
 
4: Masai Graham: "What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter".
 
5: Dave Green: "If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn't go".
 
6: Mark Nelson: "Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That's not a miracle. That's tapas".
 
7: Tom Parry: "Red sky at night. Shepherd's delight. Blue sky at night. Day".
 
8: Alun Cochrane: "The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves".
 
8: Simon Munnery: "Clowns divorce. Custardy battle".
 
10: Grace The Child: "They're always telling me to live my dreams. But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for..."