Grand Text Adventure

Arjen (Mr_Belvedere)
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"Welcome to Grand Text Adventure. What's your age?"
>21
"Are you sure?"
>Yes
"Welcome to Grand Text Adventure."
"You are on the pavement, holding a gun. Around you are four people."
>Examine people
"The people around you are an elderly couple, married for 45 years. The other people are a hooker and a big black mothafucka."
>Examine gun
"Your gun contains 12 dum-dum bullets"
>Shoot mothafucka
"You shoot the big black mothafucka. He drops dead. The elderly couple starts to run. The hooker ignores you."
>Rape hooker
"You rape the hooker. She starts to scream. The eldery couple starts to run faster."
>Kick hooker to death
"The hooker is now dead. The elderly couple starts screaming and runs around the corner."
>Examine mothafucka
"He carries 20 grams of heroine, two pistols and has a weird tattoo."
>Grab all
"You take the 20 grams of heroine and the two pistols."
>Examine hooker
"Hmm, the hooker seems to have herpes. And a nice dress."
>OMFG!
"Sorry, I don't understand "OMFG!". Please rephrase."
>Inventory
"You have a gun, two pistols, 20 grams of heroine and herpes"
>Fuck!
"There is no one around to fuck."
>N
"You travel north. You start to feel funny."
>Examine
"There is a hospital to the east. A police station on the west and a cemetery north. There are no people."
>E
"You travel east. You start to feel sick. You are now at the entrance of the hospital."
>Enter
"You enter the hospital. There is a desk here with a nurse sitting behind it."
>Talk to nurse
"The nurse looks at you, then ignores you."
>Shoot nurse
"With what?"
>The pistols
"You draw the two pistols and cap the nurse. The nurse drops dead over the desk."
>Get behind desk
"You are now behind the desk. Blood is dripping from the nurse to the desk on the ground."
>Examine desk
"The desk contains a computer, a card system and a dead nurse."
>Examine nurse
"She's dead."
>Examine computer
"You examine the computer. You are now in the console screen of the computer system. Please type in your command."
"You can use SEARCH or EXIT."
>>Search
"The computer pops up a new screen and you can give in a search phrase or type EXIT to exit the search screen."
>>>Search herpes
"The computer responds: Herpes is treated in room 704."
"You start to feel really ill"
>>>Search room 704
"The computer responds: Room 704 is two stairs up."
>>>EXIT
"You exit the search screen."
"You are now in the console screen."
>>EXIT
"You log off from the computer"
>UP
"You go up the stairs."
>UP
"You go up the stairs."
>Look
"You see a couple of stairs, room 504, room 602 and room 704."
"You feel very very ill."
>Enter room 704.
"You enter room 704. There's a doctor here."
>Talk to doctor
"You tell the doctor about your little problem. The doctor can cure you but it will cost you $175."
>Pay doctor
"You have no money to pay the doctor with."
"You feel extremely ill."
>Shoot doctor
"With what?"
>The gun
"You put a bullet right between his eyes."
"The doctor drops dead."
"You have died of herpes"
"Game Over"
"Would you like to try again? (Y/N)"
>N
"Bye"
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